On Music:

Playing a musical instrument is a constant struggle, --it is like having to constantly run for office. The only advantage is that you are running as the incumbent.

The best European music was employs genius in following the rules. The best American music employs genius in breaking the rules.

On Sex and Human Nature:

When a woman ignores a young man it is attractive and he wants to know why,--
When a woman is interested in an older man he doesn't care why.

On Headlines:

"AP Headline Feb 1st, 2007,--131 Nations Blame Man for Climate Change---
(my observation)-- "I would hate to be that man "--

On the Philosphers:

"In a world gone mad, only a lunatic can be called truly insane"--Homer Simpson.

There is a long accepted principal in philosophy known as Occam's Razor. Philosophers are notably poor, all of which goes to prove
that the poorer you are the longer your razor seems to last.